Die Antwoord.

Die Antwoord are the latest South African internet trip-hop sensation. Or at least that’s what I think this is a piss take of. It’s so stupid there’s no way this could actually be real but it’s still pretty fun. After all there are countless scenester style acts very similar to this playing in dives all over the world (like Hadouken) so it’s about time that someone has a proper dig at those neon supporting ultra-cool teenyboppers. I particularly love the front man’s shit tattoos and the obvious style statements like the token blond girl’s ridiculous hair. The fat DJ dressed like snoop dogg also made me giggle. Make sure you check out the secret chamber at the bottom of the page. As to what that’s all about I have no idea.

There are rumours afoot that this is all just an elaborate marketing ploy for Puma. I don’t know if it is or whether I want it to be. If it’s a clever piece of marketing then they’ve done an interesting job and you can only admire that. But part of me hopes it’s just some nutters who wanted to have a laugh.

Click HERE to visit dieantwoord.com

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Optix ad

Trouble parking? Then ask this old Flemish man.

To I-pad or not to I-pad?

"A big (non portable/too big for your pocket) I-phone, with no phone. That's all I've discovered from the demo video. Maybe if it was an entire home control then it might have a purpose. If you could use bluetooth to control your TV or wirelessly link it to your TV to watch the movies you've downloaded, or could link to your oven so you could monitor how your food's cooking. Or something to that level of home control I might be interested. Basically if Apple invented Hal from 2001 a space odyssey. I might buy one."

Is was what I said to a friend on Facebook earlier in reply to his post of: "I-pad, epic Fail!" But to be honest so far I agree with him. Maybe if I was to use one I would be converted but it doesn't seem to do anything that my I-pod touch doesn't already do.

One of their big selling points is you can download hundreds of books. Now I have a problem with this. If they're trying to sell it as a replacement for the book why would I spend 500 quid on it when you can buy one of those electronic book reader things for a couple of hundred? Plus there's always the original (proper book's) that cost a a few quid instead of a few hundred which to be honest feel nicer to hold and you don't care if they get a bit battered. Can you imagine chucking your I-pad in a bag full of sandy towels and soggy swimming trunks after visiting the beach? I don't think so. However there's a good chance I'm missing the point here because I can't believe apple would create something completely useless. What do you think?

Click HERE to visit the apple site and then click 'Watch the video.'

Make your own David Cameron poster!

Stick it to the twat in style. Here's my first go. Click here to have a go at making your own.

Audition tape, rejected.

A few weeks back me and some friends decided it was time to do something constructive with our time. So because all the ladies dig our moves on the dance floor down The Dog and Duck. We decided to enter 'So you think you can dance.' I still can't believe we were rejected. Just in case you were wondering I'm the one with the mustache.

Can you imagine this on the underground?

We all know the rules of the tube.
(1) push your way on no-matter who's in your way, whether they be disabled, elderly or pregnant.

(2) Don't acknowledge anyone, and definitely don't make any eye contact.

And finally (3) arguably the most important, sit down and shut the fuck up. Conversation with other people is prohibited, read the Metro or listen to Beyonce on your I-pod skittle.

After all that's what everyone else does, and to some extent I agree with the unwritten rules of the underground.

But not in this case.
These blokes are Frick-innnn, Awesome Man! We all know, even if this did happen on the underground everyone would do their best to ignore it, and to be fair the commuters on the subway try their best at first. But eventually people really start to admire and enjoy the obvious talent on display. Even if it is a little egocentric.

Lookout for the token I'm down with kids woman.
She needs a slap. But otherwise enjoy.

konnichiwa!

A new post, a new year, and a new site.

Come take a look at our new website. Click HERE to visit it.

But if you're using Firefox be warned it may not work properly. All I know so far is it works on Safari. God only knows how it will react to internet explorer.